What’s on

Join us this summer when we’ll be celebrating everything that truly puts the Great into Great Britain, with our brand new menu and jam-packed calendar of quintessentially British fun, frolics and festivities!

In honour of the Great British Pub – a fine institution, we think you’ll all agree – we’ll be transforming ours into the host of a medley of merrymaking; from fun-filled summer fetes for all the family, to epic live music festivals and, naturally, happy homages to two of our greatest loves: cider n’ bangers.

Weekly events

  • QUINGO & 2-4-1 PIZZA

    Monday from 3:00 pm - 9:00 pm

    A fun combination of Quiz and Bingo with up to a £100 prize pot.

    2-4-1 on all pizzas from 3PM. (Eat in only)

    Eyes down at 8:30pm

  • PIE & PINT

    Tuesday from 12:00 pm - 10:00 pm

    We’ve got it on good authority that there’s nothing better in life than a pie and a pint.
    Join us for a delicious selection of our expert chef’s home-baked pies, served as they should be with good old-fashioned gravy and creamed potatoes or triple cooked chips; all washed down with a tasty Brakspear Bitter, Amstel or a small glass of house wine.

    £15.00 Pie & a Drink | £11.50 pie only.

  • QUIZ NIGHT

    Wednesday from 8:00 pm

    Train your brains and have a little fun in the process. There’s a £40 bar tab up for grabs, reserved for only the mightiest of minds.

    You can also enjoy a metre of pizza for just £25 – perfect for four to share! (Available from 5pm)

  • 2-4-1 BURGER CLUB

    Thursday from 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm

    Who doesn’t love a fancy burger? No one, that’s who.
    Enjoy what is undoubtedly one of life’s finest creations with our Gourmet Burger Night, where we’ll have five juicy burgers with an endless* array of toppings for you to choose; from beer-fed beef to vegan delights.
    *disclaimer – toppings may *not* be endless. We got carried away.

    Our special burger menu will be available all night!

  • LIVE MUSIC

    Saturday from 9:00 pm - 11:30 pm

    Join us on the last Saturday of every month for our live music showcase.

    Up next is our Retreat debutant Eliot Ash performing live on Saturday 27thJuly from 9pm.

    (You must be 18 or over to attend these events. ID may be required)

  • BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH

    Saturday from 12:00 pm - 4:00 pm

    Love boozing AND brunching? Want to combine the two? You’re in luck! Join us from 12pm for our brand-new Bottomless Brunch, where you can partake in unlimited Bloody Marys, Mimosas or Prosecco (if you’re a bit classy) for just £15pp. Available with any purchase of a main dish our main menu.

    1. A table for Bottomless Brunch is time-limited to 2 hours. This commences from the time of ordering. We recommend booking in
    advance to avoid disappointment as it is subject to availability. 2 . Your drink will be replaced once it has been finished with one of the
    drinks mentioned above. 3. Price is per person and drinks cannot be shared. 4. Drinking to excess will not be permitted and participants
    are required to drink responsibly at all times www.drinkaware.co.uk. 5 . Management reserve the right to withdraw this over at any time
    and without prior notice and reserve the right to refuse serving alcohol to any participant at any time without notice. 6. Alcohol served to
    over 18s only. Proof of ID may be required.

  • CARVERY - £14.95

    Sunday from 12:00 pm - 4:00 pm

    We’re taking Sunday feasting to a whole new level with our mighty Sunday Carvery: three delicious, tender meats, served up with all of the tasty trimmings your heart desires. Say goodbye to endless piles of washing up and let us give you the Sunday you deserve, you wonderful person, you.

Upcoming events

  • MUSIC FESTIVAL

    Saturday 27th July, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Who needs Glastonbury when you’ve got The Retreat music festival?* We’ve got the tunes, the food and plenty of family-friendly entertainment, plus much, much nicer loos. Promise.
    Starting from 1pm, three fantastic live bands will get us well and truly in the festival spirit, with an outdoor bar, face-painting and some pretty epic garden games to keep the kiddies (and big kiddies) happy. Don your favourite festival gear and join us!

    Saturday 27th July from 1pm

  • Eliot Ash Live

    Saturday 27th July, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Join us on Saturday 27th July for acoustic artist Eliot Ash’s debut performance at the Retreat.

    You must be a minimum of 18 years of age to attend this event.

    ID may be required.

  • CIDER & SAUSAGE FESTIVAL

    Saturday 24th August, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Join us for an homage to two of our nation’s greatest loves: booze and bangers!

    Taking place over the whole Bank Holiday weekend, we’ll kick things off from 12pm on Saturday 24th August with cider and sausages galore. Our chockablock Cider Shrine will give you the chance to enjoy over 10 different cider varieties, plus a retro hotdog stand where we’ll be grilling up the finest bratwurst n’ buns this side of Bavaria.

    Little ones will love it, too, with face painting and a family gaming day taking place on Sunday 25th.

    Saturday 24th August from 12pm – Monday 26th August to 3pm

  • Nothing But The 80's Disco

    Sunday 25th August, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    What to do on a Bank Holiday Sunday?

    We’ve got the perfect occasion to look forward to….

    On Sunday 25th August we are hosting another ‘Nothing But The 80’s’ Disco.

    Pure 80’s Disco Classics with our resident DJ Paul Sharp (No relation to Pat, how amazing that would have been) from 9pm to 1am.

    You don’t need to dust off the flares or put a perm in however if you want to come in fancy dress then there will be prizes for the best dressed.

    *You must be 21 or over to attend this event.
    *ID may be required at the door.

    • For more information please call 01784464839 or email us at info@theretreatstaines.co.uk.