Weekly events

  • Quingo & 2-4-1 Pizza

    Monday from 8:30 pm

    A fun combination of Quiz and Bingo with up to a £100 prize pot.

    2-4-1 on all pizzas from 5pm to 9pm. (Eat in only)

    Eyes down at 8:30pm

  • Pie Night

    Tuesday from 5:00 pm - 9:00 pm
    Choose from a selection of pies from our specials board served with mash and gravy for just £11.50
  • Quiz Night

    Wednesday from 8:00 pm

    Train your brains and have a little fun in the process. There’s a £40 bar tab up for grabs, reserved for only the mightiest of minds.

    You can also enjoy a metre of pizza for just £25 – perfect for four to share! (Available from 5pm)

  • Gin Palace

    Thursday from 5:00 pm

    Buy any single measure from our extensive range of 22 gins and we’ll turn it into a double on the house.

  • Rib Night

    Thursday from 5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

    Every Thursday enjoy a full rack of ribs or half rack of ribs & wings served with skin on fries and house slaw for just £13.50.

  • Fish Friday

    Friday from 5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

    Enjoy a double helping of our delicious traditional fish & chips for just £20

  • Live Music

    Saturday from 9:00 pm - 11:30 pm

    Join us on the last Saturday of every month for our live music showcase.

    Up next is popular acoustic act Me, You & Him (Formerly the Riverkites) performing live on Saturday 30th March at 9pm.

    (You must be 18 or over to attend these events. ID may be required)

  • Sunday Carvery

    Sunday from 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm

    Choose from a succulent three-meat selection served with all the trimmings for just £14.95.

Upcoming events


    Wednesday 27th March, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    TWO COURSES: £20 per person.

    Whether you’re a diehard vegan, newbie or just curious to sample how delicious vegan food can really be reserve your table for our special Vegan Night event.

    If you attended either of our previous vegan night events and would like to give us your feedback please email info@theretreatstaines.co.uk.


    Saturday 30th March, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Me, You & Him acoustic trio (Formerly the Riverkites) will be performing their huge repertoire of songs for you all on Saturday 30th March from 9pm.


    Sunday 31st March, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    TWO COURSES £21.95PP
    It’s all about girl power this Mother’s Day. Treat Mum to a super lunch from our special menu. We recommend booking early to avoid disappointment.

    *Book a table after 6pm to enjoy a complimentary bottle of Prosecco

    *T&Cs apply: Must be dining from the Mother’s Day menu | Subject to availability | Not in conjunction with any other offer | Minimum of 4 people dining

    Click here to view our menu

  • Legends Of Swing

    Saturday 27th April, 2019 at 9:00 pm to Wednesday 24th April, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    Join us on Saturday 27th April for Ray Lowes tribute to the legends of swing.

    After a scintillating Christmas performance we welcome Ray back for another night of swing and dance. If you like Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin and Sammy Davies Jr then this is the night for you.

    9pm to 11:30pm

    To hear a bit more about Ray please visit his website at www.rayswinglowe.com

  • 80'S Disco with DJ Paul Sharp

    Sunday 5th May, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    What to do on a Bank Holiday Sunday?

    Pure 80’s Disco Classics with our resident DJ Paul Sharp (No relation to Pat, how amazing that would have been)?.

    You don’t need to dust off the flares or put in a perm for this one however if you want to come in fancy dress then there will be prizes for the best dressed.

    *You must be 21 or over to attend this event.
    *ID may be required at the door.


    Friday 24th May, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Filthy Friday is a Gin & Jazz event that combines a fabulous 241 on offer on our extensive range of gins and Double Dutch tonics with great live music.

    *Gin offer available from 7pm
    *Live music from 9pm